Dumbass Things You Should Not Do #2

My Dumbass Things You Should Not Do articles are personal life lessons I learned while reading novels. Unfortunetly, You can't slap a character senseless when it is being a dumbass but I decided that, in the event the Apocalypse or something like it destroys what is left of mankind's good sense, my articles should remain as archives of a time where blond young women knew not to venture in the basement of their homes when there was a storm outside.

I always think it is the most cliché thing to say " I don't know what you're talking about" when you're being accused. It is THE sentence that garantees your guilty. It's right up there with "I want my lawyer", "I have nothing to hide" and "why would you think that?"