Lucky Harbor - Simply Irresistible: All Quotes from Phoebe to her Daughters

Don't take life too seriously. After all, none of us
are getting out alive anyway.”
PHOEBE TRAEGER

A glass of wine is always the solution.
Even if you aren't sure of the problem.”
PHOEBE TRAEGER

“Never sweat the small stuff.
And remember, it's all small stuff.”
PHOEBE TRAEGER

Just when you think you've hit rock bottom,
someone will hand you a shovel.”
PHOEBE TRAEGER

“Obeying the rules might be smart,
but it's not nearly as much fun.”
PHOEBE TRAEGER

“Experience is something you get...
after you need it.”
PHOEBE TRAEGER

“The easy road is always under construction,
so have an alternate route planned.”
PHOEBE TRAEGER

If you're going through hell...
keep moving.”
PHOEBE TRAEGER

“Smile... it makes people wonder
what you're up to.”
PHOEBE TRAEGER

“A sister is a forever friend.”
PHOEBE TRAEGER

“You're as happy as you make up
your mind to be.”
PHOEBE TRAEGER

“My momma always said that two rattlesnakes living
in the same hole will get along better than two sisters.
So I had three daughters to improve the odds.”
PHOEBE TRAEGER

“Life is short. Eat cake.”
PHOEBE TRAEGER

Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are
taken, and those that aren't are inaccessible.”
PHOEBE TRAEGER

“Never leave a paper trail.”
PHOEBE TRAEGER

“Learn from others' mistakes. You don't have
enough time to make them all yourself.”
PHOEBE TRAEGER

“Always get the facts first.
You can distort them later.”
PHOEBE TRAEGER

“Since it's the early worm that gets
eaten by the bird, sleep late.”
PHOEBE TRAEGER

“If you're going to walk on thin ice,
you might as well dance.”
PHOEBE TRAEGER

“Men are like roses.
You have to watch out for the pricks.”
PHOEBE TRAEGER

Catch and release when you're fishing,
and catch and release when you're dating.”
PHOEBE TRAEGER

“Sisters are the true friends who ask how
you are, and then wait to hear the answer.”
PHOEBE TRAEGER

“If you're always saving for a rainy day,
you're never going to get out of the house.”
PHOEBE TRAEGER

“Remember, it's always better to be the
smartass rather than the dumbass.”
PHOEBE TRAEGER

“My motto was always: never chase after person,
place, or thing, because something better will
come along. Turns out I was wrong.”
PHOEBE TRAEGER